If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Randomize
