Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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