return my video game
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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