Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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