if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
