I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
honey bunches of taint.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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