Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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