Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just blew my weed a kiss
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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