She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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