this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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