He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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