She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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