I'm really into asian looking animals
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
my being single is dangerous.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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