I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
God I need to hump something, right now.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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