Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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