I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I'm really into asian looking animals
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize