she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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