All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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