Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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