Jerry, you need to find god
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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