Pregnant stripper...not hot.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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