Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I would ride that face into the sunset
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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