I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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