I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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