Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Randomize
