Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
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I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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