I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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