All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You need a sexual gate keeper
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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