I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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