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say what?
wanna hang out?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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