he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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