so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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