I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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