If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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