he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
So many bounce houses so little time
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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