Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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