I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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