I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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