We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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