We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
