I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
The struggles of a small town man whore
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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