The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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