you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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