Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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