Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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