I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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