On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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