You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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