i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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