So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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