Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
we're making bets on your personal life
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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