Ambien. No doubt about it.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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