I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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