I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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