what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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