Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
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dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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