She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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